The comfy onesie comes with a bean bag that allows you to rest your legs whenever you please. No more standing for long hours!
Are you somebody who hates standing in long queues? Do you have problems standing up for too long? Do you love your 'personal spot' a little too much like Sheldon Cooper? If yes, the end to all your worries is finally here! For all us lazy couchers, a company has unveiled the onesie we don't deserve but definitely NEED. The super comfy onesie comes with a BEAN BAG attached to it so you know, you can sit literally wherever you please without having to worry about anything. Do you prefer your comfort over everything and give two shits about what people think? Then hurry up and buy the innovation of the year!
Created by ThinkGeek, this is the onesie your ass desires. Gone are the days where people would stand for hours in queues or fight for a seat in public transport, THIS is the future. A future probably inspired by Kim Kardashian's butt because, in addition to making you feel relaxed and comfortable, the onesie also makes you look THICC AF. Who needs overpriced plastic surgery when you can wear this green goodness and not worry about your butt implants falling out?
"Waiting in line sucks. And if you're into geeky fandoms, chances are that one day you'll be forced to wait in line for a meet-and-greet, midnight premiere, or con. We've all envied that one person who brings a chair, but sometimes carrying around a fold-up chair is just too much (especially if you've managed to grab some awesome limited-edition swag). Why hasn’t someone fixed this yet? Oh wait. We have. We've given the most comfortable clothing option a huge upgrade… or trunkgrade. Introducing the new ThinkGeek exclusive Bean Bag Onesie. Now you can sit wherever you want. It solves all of life's most uncomfortable dilemmas," reads the seller description of the onesie.
"Getting your license renewed and don’t want to lose your place in line? Bean bag onesie. Crowded movie night at your friend's place with no place to sit? Bean bag onesie. Worried about snagging limited seating at the park? Not anymore. Bean bag onesie. Don't want to stand up to perform heart surgery? Actually… you might want to remain standing for that one. But you'll look amazing in a bean bag onesie. Rejoice! The struggle is finally over. Never stand when you can sit," buy this onesie and you never have to stand again. Here's to teenage obesity!
Priced at $89.99 you can't really buy the bean bag onesie by ThinkGeek because um - 1) It is too good to be true. 2) If it's too good to be true it is probably fake. The onesie was meant as an April fools joke by the seller but the world isn't too happy about it. People are requesting that the bean bag onesie becomes a thing and is put up for buying. "Please make this a real thing," commented a person on the onesie's video. "Real or not the idea would sell at least a few thousands..." added another.
While we don't know if they would actually start selling the onesie due to public demand, here's some more weird fashion for you to buy. Adding to all the extremely questionable 'things' we have seen in the name of 'trend' so far, the latest is underwear-like denim short - Janties. Launched by a major luxury clothing brand called SSense, the very brief briefs are made of denim and can be worn inside or outside, depending upon your mood and according to the brand, this new creation will 'take your Canadian tuxedo to the next level.'
"Denim is a blank canvas. No longer merely known for its dependable twill-weave or for that matter, limited to legwear, denim’s new (and many) iterations are reframing the wardrobe staple beyond its heritage roots," the company introduced its weird denim collection and in case you have money pouring out of all your ends and you don't know where to spend it, you can make these jeans underwear yours for £235 GBP which is approximately $305 USD and no, this one ain't a prank. It is very TRUE and already running out of stock for various sizes. Knock yourselves out and buy them here.