The Cumberbunny and Gosling are here with Benedict and Ryan's face, animal bottoms, and extreme details. Devour as they watch you swallow them.
Seriously though, you have to be kinda drunk and extremely skilled with your hands to come up with something like this. Okay, maybe really drunk. Easter is only a few weeks away and well, what fun is the holiday without some chocolate eggs and bunnies? But then again, some people believe the concept of chocolate hunting is only cool when you are a kid, it gets boring after that. Do you relate? Never fear, a chocolate company has heard your worries and handcrafted the Cumberbunny and Gosling just for you so you can have some adult fun this Easter!
In case you or someone you know love Benedict Cumberbatch or Ryan Gosling a little too much and harbor fantasies that involve swallowing them, Chocolatician has come up with the perfect Easter treat to make their dreams come true! With Benedict's handsome face topped with adorable bunny ears, the Cumberbunny is made of tasty Belgian chocolate with an equally tasty bottom. You can buy 400g of your favorite detective for just £39.95.
"The limited edition white chocolate ones come with an edible 22 carat gold bow-tie, super special Cumberbunny for Oscar night! He will spring from his white warren box with a beautiful orange ribbon and sealed in a cellophane bag for freshness," the company wrote about the chocolate and I'm gonna pretend it is not at all creepy. "Every Cumberbunny is individually hand made and finished by hand and no two bunnies are the same."
But it only gets creepier with their latest Easter special - the Gosling, "Say hello to the latest contender for the tastiest chocolate celebrity animal mash-up from the Chocolatician Team- The Gosling!!! That’s right, now you can have your baby goose and eat it with this beautifully hand sculpted/molded easter treat," the company announced adding that the chocs are limited edition but can be bought all year long.
"There are limited edition of 100 being launched for Easter 2019...they aren’t just for Easter though, we are pretty sure Ryan is loveable all year round." The Easter specials can be bought in milk, white and dark variants. "Sometimes you can see tiny air bubble blemishes which arise naturally when hand moulding chocolate. Due to the detail on these amazing chocolate sculptures this is unavoidable. Please bear this in mind." Handle with care, people.
Plus, if you're feeling a little too extra and fancy, there is also a chocolate Queen but she is also extra pricey! Available for £1,500, the chocolate Queen looks exactly like her majesty and bears the same crown and ornaments, all 100% edible, "Life size bust of Queen Elizabeth ll at the grand age of 90, replicated in pure Belgian chocolate. Tasteful, beautiful and amazingly lifelike. Crown and jewels are all edible too, designs based on the Queen's actual adornments."
"Available in white chocolate head with Dark chocolate Crown and jewellery and Milk chocolate with White chocolate Crown and Dark Chocolate Necklace and ear rings with silver ball sparkles and jelly diamonds," the description of the chocolate adds and the option of customization is there as well. "Please get in touch if you would like a quote for your own or a loved one's bespoke chocolate portrait." You can get hold of one here. Which life-like Easter chocolate will you be buying?