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Crochet Shorts For Men Are A THING Now And We Have Officially Seen EVERYTHING!

Crochet Shorts For Men Are A THING Now And We Have Officially Seen EVERYTHING!

The latest fashion trend for men is here and people are actually buying these crochet shorts. Time to get off the planet.

Are you (or somebody you know) a victim of toxic masculinity? Are you afraid of rocking bright, vibrant colors when you dress up? Come on, it's 2019. Break-the-chains, set yourself free and while you're at it,  get your hands on THESE new crochet shorts for men because why should girls have all the fun? While other things crochet have been in existence for quite a while, these shorts for men are a thing now and available for you to buy with flowers, zig-zag patterns, beautiful embroidery, and many other different designs. Do you have the guts to wear these babies?

(Etsy)

 

Sold on Etsy by a seller called LordvonSchmitt, you'd be rather surprised to know that crochet shorts are in huge demand and people are absolutely loving them. Plus, these shorts and pants are made out of recycled material so by buying these, not only will you be the center of attention, but you will also do your part in saving the environment. They are comfortable, lightweight, and full of colors, perfect for the upcoming summer!

(Etsy)

 

And, yes, of course, they are available for women as well. "These crochet shorts are tons of fun!!! Great for running, walking, dancing, or just wearing every day! These one-of-a-kind shorts can easily be worn by a man or a woman, great for festivals, after the slopes, or for morning yoga in the winter." Each piece of clothing is handmade and in case there's a particular design you're wishing for, you can place a custom order as well.

(Etsy)

 

"These shorts are made from recycled vintage afghans blankets!! Please understand I make these out of recycled materials and not all color schemes are available at all times!! Each is a unique, inspired creation. Please include waist size, inseam, and any ideas you have about color or pattern--I will do my best to match up what you are looking for with what I have in stock. You are also welcome to send us crochet from your collection and I will upcycle it into shorts!! If I don't receive any other instructions with your order I will send a generally medium size shorts in whatever color/pattern I have available," reads the seller's description of the product. Fancy yourself a pair? Head to the website here and place an order for just US$ 68. 

 

(Etsy)

 

Or, if you are more of a denim guy but dig all things weird, say hello to the latest abomination in the name of 'fashion' - fake mud denim. Yes, just how the name suggests, the jeans have nasty mud splats all over it, making it appear as if you either slipped on a muddy road or you just don't have a concept of washing your clothes, ever. And, again, people are so in love with the idea that most of the sizes of the jeans are already OUT OF STOCK.

(PRPS)

 

Sold by Nordstrom, the fake mud jeans is apparently supposed to give you a 'badass' look, "Heavily distressed medium-blue denim jeans in a comfortable straight-leg fit embody rugged, Americana workwear that's seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you're not afraid to get down and dirty." Just to put it here, the denim has been created by a 'luxury' brand called PRPS.

(PRPS)

 

And, the same seller is selling a jacket as well. "Deep caked-on, baked-in muddy smears give you permission to get down and dirty from rodeo to a grungy rock show in this cotton denim jacket that embodies rugged Americana, from its classic pockets to every crinkled and bleached accent," the jacket is currently out of stock but you can get the jeans here for $425. Yes, $425 that's not a typo and you're reading it right. Happy shopping!

(PRPS)

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