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Denim Swim Briefs Are Now A THING And They Are The Latest Fashion This Summer!

Denim Swim Briefs Are Now A THING And They Are The Latest Fashion This Summer!

Get ready to spot these all new TOO-hot-for-the-world swimwear in pools and at the beach this summer.

If there's something which always stays in fashion, no matter what, it is denim. Denim jeans, jackets, tops, bags, you name it, you can rock it. But, as much as we all love denim, it gets a little too hard to wear them when the summer is right upon us and the heat is unbearable. Still, in case, if you ever wished for denim swimwear, or even if you didn't, they now exist and we are not quite sure why. Shinesty is now selling denim swim briefs for men so they can finally ditch their loose trousers and boring banana hammocks and replace them with these all new denim briefs.

(Shinesty)

 

And no, don't worry about sweaty b**ls because these denim speedos are not really denim but a material which only looks like denim. Designed by Anna P. in Boulder, Co, the briefs are actually made of polyester and spandex and are comfortable to wear. "They say jorts are the above-ground pool of the shorts world. We'd be inclined to agree. Our denim print swim brief, also known as the Jeado, also known as the Daytona Dong Sarong is just like that, except it is the above-ground hot tub of the swim brief world...or something like that," reads the seller's description of the product.

(Shinesty)

 

"It is like eating a bag of chips in church. Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too. And if you're really risky you'll combine those last 2 sentences, eating a bag of chips in church while wearing this denim swimsuit. You'll probably get tossed out, but you'll look and taste good doing it," it adds. "These should be paired with caterpillar-style mustaches for optimal results."

(Shinesty)

 

Priced at $39.99, the briefs are available in three different colors so pick your poison from black, light blue, and dark blue. And, Shinesty also boasts that this new creation of theirs is already a hit in Hollywood and many big names now own this tiny swimwear which doesn't leave much to the imagination, "Our classic Daytona Dong Sarong has nested the nuts of the likes of Dale Earnhardt, Tommy Lee Jones, and even Steve Buscemi." Fancy yourself one? Buy it here. Time to turn some serious heads, boys.

(Shinesty)

 

As for the ladies, we already have janties aka panties made of jeans, the real deal not faux. Launched by a major luxury clothing brand called SSense, the very brief briefs are made of denim and can be worn inside or outside, depending upon your mood. "Denim is a blank canvas. No longer merely known for its dependable twill-weave or for that matter, limited to legwear, denim’s new (and many) iterations are reframing the wardrobe staple beyond its heritage roots," the company introduced its weird denim collection and in case you have money pouring out of all your ends and you don't know where to spend it, you can make these jeans underwear yours for £235 GBP which is approximately $305 USD.

(SSense)

 

"Denim can be cheeky. And eye-catching. These “brief-style shorts” can be worn under or over pants, meaning they’re far more versatile than what you’d traditionally expect from a pair of briefs. Underwear that doesn’t need to stay “under there," SSense proudly describes the product. Imagine going to the beach on a beautiful Sunday morning and spotting someone wearing janties and jeedos. Sounds horrifying? That day isn't far.

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