IT fans can now take their love for the Stephen King horror classic to another level and light a red balloon beside their bed, if they dare.
Prior to the release of the highly anticipated sequel of IT, FireBox is now selling a red night lamp inspired by Pennywise's balloon and boy, does it look scary. I mean, putting horror decor in your house is one thing but using Pennywise's balloon as your night light is just taking horror to another level. The dancing clown might pop out any minute and watch you in your sleep or worse, enter your nightmares and make you float.
But, if you are still interested in buying the lamp, like me, here are the details. Priced at £29.99, the lamp is 'perfect for illuminating your local rain gutters' according to the seller which also adds that if you notice the balloon floating away, you should call for help immediately and run. A terrifying treat, for the daring ones who love all things scary and horrifying.
'Are you a demonic, drain-dwelling ancient clown looking to hurt some children in Derry, Maine roughly every 27 years? Oh, thank goodness you’re not. Sorry, it’s nothing personal. We have to check these things, we don’t want these lamps getting into the wrong hands. Terrify any poor guests to your home with this spooky lamp. A near identical replica to the one from the films, this red balloon casts a surprisingly ambient glow over everything in the room. It would almost be relaxing if its presence didn’t indicate that you’re being watched by an evil clown,' Firebox teases the product which is going viral.
'Just try to keep them away from drains and rain gutters. And children. And basically anyone outside. We don’t want him finding out you’re mocking him with your chic interior homage or he might decide a move to your town is in order... Warning: This balloon does not produce a clown-shaped shadow. If you see one, RUN. You are in immediate danger. Vacate the premises immediately. Pennywise appearance imminent,' they conclude with a warning. You can preorder it here.
So yeah. That's that. Spirit Halloween also has some pretty neat IT stuff if you want. It is selling an extremely detailed life-size Pennywise animatronic which looks exactly like Bill from the movies.
Plus, in case this wasn't already scary enough for you, he also talks. The huge 6.5ft dancing clown TALKS. “This isn’t real enough for you? I’m not real enough for you? It was real enough for Georgie." Okay, there goes my sleep.
And of course, he asks you to float, "Where are you going? If you lived here, you’d be home by now. Join the clowns. You’ll float down here. We all float down here. Yes, we do.” 78.7” H x 30.7” W x 27.5” D in dimension, he introduces himself to passers-by as well as he has infrared sensors activated, "Well, I’m Pennywise the Dancing Clown. I’ll take him. I’ll take all of you. And I’ll feast on your flesh as I feed on your fear.”
Wish to bring everybody's worst nightmare home for Halloween? You can order Pennywise here for $269.99. He will be shipped on or before 9/11/19.