Anatomically correct, these skull shaped fire logs are the most badass Halloween decor you'll ever come across.
In today's episode of the MOST METAL things you can buy for Halloween, we have badass skull logs for you. Shaped EXACTLY like an adult human's skull, 100% anatomically correct, these skulls just might have your neighbor reaching out to 911. And, hey, when someone calls the cops on you, that's when you know you have won Halloween. Throw your regular fireplace logs out and replace them with these babies. Turn your house into the devil's lair.
I mean, skulls are creepy by default but imagine a large number of them burning in your fireplace with you casually chilling around. Now, that's brutal. Created by a genius brand called Myrad, these skulls are not for one time use. You can burn them over and over for years! Heavy-duty, they are fireproof and steel enforced. Extremely detailed, even when not on fire, the skulls look incredibly realistic and can cause anyone to look thrice or run away, screaming.
Priced at $49.95, you can get as many skulls as you want and throw them in your fireplace or pit. As they burn, they get more real. Also, some of these don't have fixed jaws, I mean, when you burn them, their jaws will burn open on their own. Good luck with that and the nightmares which will follow. Up your Halloween game this year and get your hands on these 'human' skulls to have a scary good time.
The seller's page is full of 5-star comments, in case you are wondering if it is worth investing your money on not. 'Awesome skull! Great size and appears to be good quality after a few fires at least. Very heavy for a small thing. Looks real and better with time as it burns. This was really meant for a Halloween decoration for our outdoor fire pit but this may be a year round fire pit decoration for us (insert thumbs up)!' reads one of them. Get yours here, if you have the guts.
The skulls are available in multiple colors. Check them out below: