Tired of carrying your towel around the beach? Worry not, you can now wear a towelkini and enjoy this summer like a boss.
Beach lovers, listen up! The humankind has invented something we never knew we NEEDED SO BADLY in our lives! Only the people who hit the beach frequently know the struggle of carrying things around, especially towels. And, let's not even get started on the horror of forgetting one at home. Any of these problems sound all too familiar to you? If yes, then worry not. Something amazing is here. A brand has created and introduced 'towelkini' which are exactly what they sound like. Is it a bikini? Is it a beach towel? It is a towelkini and you definitely need one!
A towelkini is a beach outfit and a towel, which makes chilling out at the beach a lot easier. Created by Aria McManus, a New York based-designer, this great invention allows you to surf the waves and lay on the sand to get that perfect tan without having to worry about changing your clothes or putting on something at all. Wearing the towelkini puts an end to all your beach related problems.
"Towelkini by Aria McManus melds the two essentials for all things beach, no need to carry a cumbersome towel and an easy to lose swimsuit—here they come as one, materialized as ideal. One size fits all. Produced for the occasion of SPF show," reads the description of the outfit. The item can be worn over your actual bikini like a shrug for your sense of comfort and style. Fancy yourself getting one? You can buy it here for $199.
While that goes for all the females out there, I'm pretty sure men can rock the towels as well. But, when it comes to something made for males specifically, there's something else as well. Shinesty is now selling denim swim briefs for men so they can finally ditch their loose trousers and boring banana hammocks and replace them with these all new denim briefs. Yes, these are short denim speedos you can wear to the beach and be the ultimate style icon.
And no, don't worry about sweaty b**ls because these denim speedos are not really denim but a material which only looks like denim. Designed by Anna P. in Boulder, Colorado, the briefs are actually made of polyester and spandex and are comfortable to wear. "They say jorts are the above-ground pool of the shorts world. We'd be inclined to agree. Our denim print swims brief, also known as the Jeado, also known as the Daytona Dong Sarong is just like that, except it is the above-ground hot tub of the swim brief world...or something like that," reads the seller's description of the product.
"It is like eating a bag of chips in church. Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too. And if you're really risky you'll combine those last 2 sentences, eating a bag of chips in church while wearing this denim swimsuit. You'll probably get tossed out, but you'll look and taste good doing it," it adds. "These should be paired with caterpillar-style mustaches for optimal results."
Priced at $39.99, the briefs are available in three different colors so pick your poison from black, light blue, and dark blue. And, Shinesty also claims that this new creation is already a hit in Hollywood and many big names now own this tiny swimwear which doesn't leave much to the imagination, "Our classic Daytona Dong Sarong has nested the nuts of the likes of Dale Earnhardt, Tommy Lee Jones, and even Steve Buscemi." Treat yourself this summer and buy it here. Time to turn some serious heads, boys.